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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Gross But a Fact of Life... 

Some days, do you ever feel like you're nothing but a shit machine? All you do is shit, shit and shit. In fact, you might feel like the bathroom should be the living room instead.

You might feel like you've barely eaten anything and yet, you're shitting like your body has been holding 5 days worth. Sometimes, when you've shit so much, you feel like you've literally lost 20 pounds or so. So, you get on the scale, nope, same weight.

"You're so full of shit" brings a new meaning to me.

ta ta...